What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?