Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?