Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Their guardian angelfish.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did electricity win the race?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?