What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
A cloud.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Which is the worst season?
Why are stones so good at music?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How do scientists freshen their breath?