What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?