What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do you get a country girl to like you?