Why was the bunny upset?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What insect runs away from everything?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?