What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a small mom?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?