Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is the strongest animal?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you measure a millennial?
That bird won't stop squawking.