Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which famous author is also a ruler?