Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
How do billboards talk?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?