Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are all priests fit?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call an artistic dog?