Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's the most masculine animal?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?