Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?