Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which plant has the best roar?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?