Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are English teachers so smart?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How does a cow do math?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a pig thief?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?