What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Where does Superman park his cars?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?