Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?