What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why do bees buzz?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?