Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a priest's favorite food?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What animal loves Indian food?