Which animal will never go bald?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do cats wear to work?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.