Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?