What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Oh crepe!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?