What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What color are all the books in the library?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who invented fractions?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How do eggs end a TV show?