Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Pink Floyd.
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which fly makes films?