Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why was the spider so smart?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
