Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?