What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
They demanded an eggsplanation!
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?