Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How do bees get to school?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.