Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?