Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?