Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why are trees always so positive?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How do you make a bandstand?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
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Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?