My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are baseball players so good at math?