What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the most adorable season?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How do you make a cow float?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?