What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do fish use for glasses?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are goats so funny?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What math figure is also in the band?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?