What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do you make a walnut laugh?