Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which bug is related to you?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
I used to be addicted to not showering.