What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a cow's dream job?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a watch's eldest relative?