I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?