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What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call an old snowman?