What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What fairy loves to count?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are books always so angry?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?