Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
She wanted a cool ringtone.
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Can February March?
Why is sand so optimistic?