Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
When does a horse talk?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?