Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
They always end up fighting tooth and nail.
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?