Why are frogs always happy?
They eat what bugs them.
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Which dance will a chicken not do?