What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What was the first animal in space?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?