Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?