Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do cows like to dance to?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which dogs love to study science?
Why did the frog have a long face?