What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What is the coolest country?