How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
How do you make antifreeze?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?